You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
| Norrington: | You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Ah, but you have heard of me. |
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| Norrington: | You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Ah, but you have heard of me. |
| Mullroy: | What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? |
| Murtogg: | Yeah, and no lies. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. |
| Murtogg: | I said no lies. |
| Mullroy: | I think he's telling the truth. |
| Murtogg: | If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you. |
| Norrington: | You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Ah, but you have heard of me. |
| Mullroy: | What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? |
| Murtogg: | Yeah, and no lies. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. |
| Murtogg: | I said no lies. |
| Mullroy: | I think he's telling the truth. |
| Murtogg: | If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you. |