You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow

Norrington:You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow:Ah, but you have heard of me.
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No lies

Mullroy:What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg:Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow:Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg:I said no lies.
Mullroy:I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg:If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow:Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
@1 year ago with 10 notes
#Pirates of the Caribbean #Captain Jack Sparrow 
You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
Norrington:You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow:Ah, but you have heard of me.
1 year ago
#Pirates of the Caribbean #Captain Jack Sparrow 
No lies
Mullroy:What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg:Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow:Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg:I said no lies.
Mullroy:I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg:If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow:Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
1 year ago
#Pirates of the Caribbean #Captain Jack Sparrow