This is Karli's Blog. It has useless things on it. Usually really dorky useless things. Probably these things will also be literary things and television things. Occasionally they will be music things.
you know when your sibling is doing something
and that something is not something that you would like them to be doing
and you tell them
and they keep doing it
yeah
FABLOJ STOP LISTENING TO BROTHER BEAR SOUNDTRACK IT’S GIVING ME FEELS
We have switched to The Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack. Are we happy?
@10 months ago with 3 notes| Norrington: | You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Ah, but you have heard of me. |
| Murtogg: | This dock is off-limits to civilians. |
| Jack Sparrow: | I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. |
| [Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy] | |
| Jack Sparrow: | Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation? |
| Murtogg: | Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians. |
| Jack Sparrow: | It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really. |
| Murtogg: | Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed. |
| Jack Sparrow: | I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl. |
| Mullroy: | Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor. |
| Murtogg: | The Black Pearl is a real ship. |
| Mullroy: | No, it's not. |
| Murtogg: | Yes it is, I've seen it. |
| Mullroy: | You've seen it? |
| Murtogg: | Yes. |
| Mullroy: | You haven't seen it. |
| Murtogg: | Yes, I have. |
| Mullroy: | You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? |
| Murtogg: | No. |
| Mullroy: | No. |
| Murtogg: | But I have seen a ship with black sails. |
| [Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed] | |
| Mullroy: | Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me? |
| Murtogg: | [nods] No. |
| Mullroy: | Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor. |
I love Pirates of the Caribbean: The Black Pearl because the series is so well written. The beginning of so many relationships, so many jokes… Sigh…
@1 year ago| Mullroy: | What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? |
| Murtogg: | Yeah, and no lies. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. |
| Murtogg: | I said no lies. |
| Mullroy: | I think he's telling the truth. |
| Murtogg: | If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you. |
you know when your sibling is doing something
and that something is not something that you would like them to be doing
and you tell them
and they keep doing it
yeah
FABLOJ STOP LISTENING TO BROTHER BEAR SOUNDTRACK IT’S GIVING ME FEELS
We have switched to The Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack. Are we happy?
I love Pirates of the Caribbean: The Black Pearl because the series is so well written. The beginning of so many relationships, so many jokes… Sigh…
| Norrington: | You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Ah, but you have heard of me. |
| Mullroy: | What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? |
| Murtogg: | Yeah, and no lies. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. |
| Murtogg: | I said no lies. |
| Mullroy: | I think he's telling the truth. |
| Murtogg: | If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. |
| Jack Sparrow: | Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you. |
| Murtogg: | This dock is off-limits to civilians. |
| Jack Sparrow: | I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. |
| [Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy] | |
| Jack Sparrow: | Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation? |
| Murtogg: | Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians. |
| Jack Sparrow: | It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really. |
| Murtogg: | Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed. |
| Jack Sparrow: | I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl. |
| Mullroy: | Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor. |
| Murtogg: | The Black Pearl is a real ship. |
| Mullroy: | No, it's not. |
| Murtogg: | Yes it is, I've seen it. |
| Mullroy: | You've seen it? |
| Murtogg: | Yes. |
| Mullroy: | You haven't seen it. |
| Murtogg: | Yes, I have. |
| Mullroy: | You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? |
| Murtogg: | No. |
| Mullroy: | No. |
| Murtogg: | But I have seen a ship with black sails. |
| [Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed] | |
| Mullroy: | Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me? |
| Murtogg: | [nods] No. |
| Mullroy: | Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor. |
